TOP 10 REASONS TO BE SINGLE!!

10. Morning breath is ok

9. Already have enuf laundry

8. Checking accounts owez balance

7. #1 is not a lonely no (my Fav!)

6. Get to hold the remote control all the time

5. Can eat dinner standing in front of the refrigerator

4. Don't have to share anything...its ol yours

3. i'm the only one here that snores

2. my car is MY CAR!!

AND THE #1 REASON 'TO BE SINGLE' IS

NO IN-LAWS